dirtysexualthoughts:

I want to kiss you in a way that makes you not want to kiss anyone else ever again

i-dont-understand-jokes:

gayerluke:

wolfvalkyrie:

gayerluke:

security question: what was the last name of your first grade teacher?

my first grade teacher hacking my bank account: i’m in

why is this so fucking funny 

it’s a joke

What?

ndiecity:

greenteacology:

pineapple-jarritos:

greenteacology:

Whenever I see a stingray skeleton I’m like oh that’s just one of those fake Target Halloween decorations like the skeleton spiders and shit but NO stingrays are actually Like That and it is concerning

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Evolution was like oh you wanna be a vertebrate?? You want some fucken cartilage??? We can make that happen…….

What the fuck I thought they were invertebrates

manywinged:

me trying not to make impulse purchases when i’m sad